A few one liners! 😊

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control her pupils.

I couldn't figure out how to operate the seatbelt in my new car. And then it clicked.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I finally got over it.

I went to the zoo but there were no animals , except for one dog. It was a shih tzu.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning worked...and then it hit me.

When I called my attorney to find what a Will was, and he said it was a dead giveaway.

Did you here about the big shoe factory fire? They said twenty soles were lost and they believe it was set by a heel. Well I sure hope at least one of these awful one liners made you smile. Maybe you can do better. Go ahead give it a try we all could use some levity. Have a great day...or not the choice is always yours. 💖