Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?She couldn't control her pupils.I couldn't figure out how to work the seatbelt in my new car. And then it clicked.I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I finally got over it.I went to the zoo the other day but there were no animals except for one dog, I was a shih tzu.I was struggling to figure out how lighting works, but then it struck me.When I called my lawyer and asked him what a Will was, he said it was a dead giveaway.Did you hear about the shoe factory fire? 20 soles were lost and they think it was set by a heel.I hope at least one of these awful one liners made you smile. Maybe you can do better. Go ahead give it a try we all could use some levity. Have a great day...or not the choice is always yours.
A Few one liners!
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils. I couldn't figure out how to work the seatbelt in my new car. And then it clicked. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I finally got over it. I went to the zoo the other day but there were no animals except for one dog, I was a shih tzu. I was struggling to figure out how lighting works, but then it struck me. When I called my lawyer and asked him what a Will was, he said it was a dead giveaway. Did you hear about the shoe factory fire? 20 soles were lost and they think it was set by a heel. I hope at least one of these awful one liners made you smile. Maybe you can do better. Go ahead give it a try we all could use some levity. Have a great day...or not the choice is always yours.